Best Thing at Work Today.
One of the kids at work was dressed up as the 5 train - awesome awesome. He was running all over the waiting room, so his mom asked him to slow down. He yells, “I’M RUNNING EXPRESS, MOM!”
My day which was off to a great start has quickly dissolved in this storm. All that trekking around in the inclement weather was for nothing, as the boy’s flight back to New York was cancelled. Granted, most of the items I collected can be stored and used tomorrow. But some things, specifically the special dessert I got him, will not make it to tomorrow. Sigh.
I’m watching Paranormal Activity for the first time and, seriously, the noises that demon makes sound eerily similar to the sounds made by my next door neighbor’s child. Just sayin’.
I went on a lengthy adventure about town this morning at 7 am, gathering the necessary items to make a fabulous birthday evening for some dude who has been following me around for a couple of years. The rain wasn’t ideal, though it did help with keeping lines at the stores minimal. Now I’m curled up in my fuzzy robe on the couch, watching a scary movie and wrapping presents....
Florence and the Machine - Hurricane Drunk ...
How to Piss Off New Yorkers
Me, feigning ignorance: Hey, what’s that big pointy building? Dad, feigning knowledge: Oh, that’s the Chrysler Building. Me: Oh the Chrysler Building! Awesome! Pissed off New Yorker: Um, that’s the Empire State Building.
Two Truths and a Lie - Crappy Pop Culture Edition.
I had a dream last night which prominently featured a contestant from The Biggest Loser. A parent at my office extolled the fictional work of Stephanie Meyer to me, then elaborated on her love of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. I recently used a J.Lo song as evidence in a logical argument.
Halloween is coming up, but I usually don’t participate much. I have been known for my inappropriate or lackluster costumes, including Heroin Addict, Suicidal Teenager, Angel with Tiger Face, and Dead Girl with Headband. It’s not really inspiring. However, my office is asking that everyone participate and wear a costume. I work with kids, so it has to be non-slutty and non-scary....
My alarm went off this morning when it was still...
You know you've been studying too many psych...
you start to feel bad for the rats that don’t get food after pressing the lever.